Tue, 9:41: RT @juliaraneyj: with moviepass i once saw 11 movies in a single month and now because of that some rich assholes are about to lose a ton of money, what an all around great experience
Tue, 11:22: Spoiler alert! David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty "disappear" in 1983 by simply rotating the audience away from its view without their realizing it.
Tue, 12:40: I don't like this new bell-shaped notification button on Facebook. It looks like the old button ate too many doughnuts.
Tue, 12:41: Cat lady seduces caped crusader. RT @TheAcademy Share the plot of your favorite movie in five words.
Tue, 15:11: Today at work I looked over and saw someone using a phone with an actual cord attached to it and suddenly I wondered what year it was.
Tue, 20:02: Just biked 4.5 miles from work to Discovery Park, hiked the 2.8-mile loop trail there, then biked 7.2 miles home from there. My legs are telling me to go fuck myself. (goo.gl/maps/p6f1WPcRiM42)