My tweets

  • Wed, 5:52: Please tell me someone has hosted a gay sex party in Alaska and called it The I Did a Rod.
  • Wed, 23:23: Not one of the programs I need to do my job is working right now so if you need me I’ll be napping under my desk.
  • Wed, 24:41: I can have a bit of smug superiority about my vegetarianism but I have a question for the militant vegans: If I suggest you eat shit, would you decline because it's an animal byproduct?
  • Wed, 20:52: Sipping from nostalgia this evening. https://t.co/9RcfuhEPXs