Sun, 11:20: Choice quotes from this year’s family reunion:
Eric: Sorry.
Jennifer: He’s not sorry.
Me: Yes, he is.
Jennifer: He’s sorry, but not for that.
Eric: I’m sorry I didn’t do a background check before marrying into the McQuilkin family.
Sun, 14:01: Four generations’ worth of August birthdays at the family reunion. Here are one great aunt, one great uncle, one great uncle by marriage, one aunt, one aunt by marriage, my dad, and one first cousin once removed. https://t.co/tWLV0O6PZM
Sun, 15:42: So this lady comes up and starts saying, “I feel like I know you...” I totally assumed she might be some distant relative I didn’t know well at the family reunion. Then she said, “Do you know Barbara Burnett?”
Thoroughly shocked and laughing I said, “Yes!” And she told me she used to work with her at FAO Schwarz. This was like a decade ago in Seattle. Apparently she went to Shelton High School.
Of course I asked to get a selfie. “Be sure to tell her Sharon said hi!” https://t.co/Pluld2c0vA
