Thu, 8:47: .@Party_Harderson aaand after I defiantly posted the screenshot to my friend’s page a second time (arguably a stupid move on my part, but this is just so transparently ridiculous), I’ve now been banned from posting or commenting for 24 hours. This is far and away the dumbest thing @Facebook has ever done to me. twitter.com/fcakenterprises/status/1182321693982773248
Thu, 12:48: Did I ever mention the time I had much longer hair and I accidentally swallowed a hair that was still stuck to my head? I didn't even notice until I swallowed food I was eating and then felt a tug on my scalp. Good times. #throwbackthursday