My tweets

  • Thu, 10:08: I’ve got to stop dressing up as something I have to explain to everybody. I’m CACTUS HOOK. https://t.co/rbyBnts9oN
  • Thu, 12:47: As usual people *really* stepped it up at work for Halloween this year but I think my favorite thing is the under-the-radar subversiveness of PCC’s entire HR department dressing up as a Trader Joe’s. (“Would you like a sample?”) https://t.co/heiHOYoupt
  • Thu, 13:19: I'm eating a "natural foods" version of Reese's Pieces and it's making me imagine a Birkenstock-wearing hippie E.T. ("I gotta phone home, man.")
  • Thu, 16:16: No one else has posted this yet so I decided I would: best office group Halloween photo to date! (56 people in it by my count. 2018 had 39, 2017 had 18.) https://t.co/bPUXG92IOf