Thu, 18:27: Every time I think about how tragically Kesha's masterpiece "Rainbow" album was totally ignored it makes me want to MURDER ALL OF YOU. Anyway Happy Thanksgiving!!
Thu, 20:23: RT @blainecapatch: doctor: i've got good news and bad news
me: lay it on me
doctor: well, taint cancer
me: oh thank god! what's the bad news?
doctor: that WAS the bad news
RT @nypost 'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by trib.al/nMFWcfT