My tweets

  • Tue, 5:33: I remember watching an animated video cross section of a penis ejaculating semen and a kid named Matt leaning over to me and whispering, "Fire torpedoes!" RT @radtoria What do you remember most from your first sex ed class? I remember Mrs. DeBlasio, the school secretary, telling us to never believe a guy who said he couldn’t wear condoms because they were too small and then she stretched one over her head like a ski mask as proof.
  • Tue, 20:46: This movie is so sweet I got a cavity. https://t.co/9ScM6qOWYB