Wed, 18:32: I know I'm not exactly known as a sports fan but how is it that NONE of you assholes told me about Monday Night Football Cat, who is now my all-time favorite football player? https://t.co/nUW2PgoruR
Wed, 13:43: Respect to whoever chose this image. https://t.co/hZfyip1NEF
Wed, 16:10: The automatic flush toilet at work is suddenly SO SENSITIVE. I guess from now on I have to watch what I say to it.