Thu, 12:06: Me when people post squirrel bullshit all over my Facebook feed. https://t.co/CeZRCBw1uu
Thu, 17:23: A guy on this Sounder train just gave me one of his homemade “Oreo cake pops” which means I just took candy from a stranger and it was WORTH IT.
Thu, 19:56: Five Star Wars movies in as many years, all of them with an insufferable stormtrooper. All right, let’s get on with it! https://t.co/038ih6Nw8f