Fri, 12:42: Our office is practically infected, from wall to wall and corner to corner, with more and more kinds of chocolate than you can imagine, like a constantly mutating, delectable cancer. This office has chocolate cancer. I can't stop eating cancer!
"Macavity"—cat with tooth decay
"Rumpleteazer"—senior cat stripper
"Grizabella" -- cat bridezilla, fo' shizzle
"Rum Tum Tugger"—rotund cat who gives hand jobs
