Tue, 5:22: Half the time when I'm taking my morning pills I find myself wondering if the way I die will eventually be from choking to death. Have a great Tuesday everyone!
Tue, 7:44: The only way I'll hold my nose and ever vote even once for this man is if by some miracle he actually becomes the Democratic nominee, which I pray does not happen. Because fuck that guy from here to Mars. He fucked us in 2016 and he'll fuck us again. https://t.co/PHio3T5ut1
Tue, 10:27: I was poking around my Skype for Business settings and just happened upon my work laptop’s view of me (it’s to the side of my desktop monitors, hence the diverted direction of my gaze). I could watch this all day! https://t.co/NsrYtJ1fwE
Tue, 12:47: Deli Merchandisers are in a meeting with a vendor in the conference room right next to my desk and they’re all just digging into like half a dozen pies. What a bunch of assholes!
Tue, 22:26: Running the gamut from depressing to inspiring: the best of the three genres of this year's nominated shorts. https://t.co/MX2Ak7NW41