Wed, 5:22: I was uncool in a currently cool way before being uncool in a currently cool way was cool.
Wed, 8:25: I’ve added a new brand of yerba mate whose name is what “the indigenous Kichwa people of the Sarakayu in the Ecuadorian Amazon give to their shamans,” which isn’t pretentious at all!
Wed, 12:44: Just what I need, a snack bar demo for bulk candies and snacks fifty feet from my desk! #goddammit https://t.co/00GvZQB1Bc