Sat, 9:14: Dad and Sherri have been married 35 years! 😮 https://t.co/Sci5ozsy6I
Sat, 16:28: Official 35th Anniversary Portrait! https://t.co/q5L3CwMxhM
Sat, 18:05: Whoever did this should be arrested. https://t.co/BiIXz4qt5G
Sat, 19:25: Aunt Raenae’s regaling us with all the times she’s peed her pants. “My father-in-law tickled me until I peed all over his brand new couch! He deserved it!”‬
Sat, 19:50: BREAKING — Dad refuses to grant Sherri’s request to have “Highway to Hell” played at her funeral