Tue, 5:52: There is no greater joy in life than breakfast cereal. THAT’S RIGHT I SAID IT.
Tue, 8:19: We've had both lunch "Town Halls" at work, and Happy Hour Town Halls. I say we have a breakfast one and call it Town Hall & Oats.
Tue, 12:33: Great news everybody! One of the greatest embarrassments in the history of Seattle is packing up his dipshit spandex and going home!
(Seriously, this guy is a mental case. Also: "You look like Count Chocula, you look stupid!" HAHAHA!) https://t.co/00XeL6XsBN
Wed, 02:51: I hereby declare that #CaptainMarvel has easily the best post-credits sequence they’ve ever done. It’s fucking hilarious! Well, cat lovers will think so, anyway.
