Tue, 10:36: Okay, hookup apps designed to look up doppelgangers already exist, but why hasn't anyone made one called Doppelbanger?
Tue, 12:39: Many times I have thought about the older couple gazing wistfully at the “young love” between Madonna and her lover in her 1986 “Papa Don’t Preach” video. I bet they were NASTAYYYY and are also dead now. https://t.co/BozPpZmCZE
Tue, 14:53: Protip to everyone celebrating this week's ridiculous weather: your enthusiasm is misguided! #hideyourkids #hideyourwife #hideyourhusband #callyoursenator https://t.co/Ik6hCwuJO9
Tue, 17:44: I’m fully aware of how divisive Amy Schumer is and I don’t give a shit how you feel about her! Except I am compelled to say her Netflix comedy special released today is hilarious. I already expected to enjoy it and it still exceeded my expectations. ‬ https://t.co/gWC4nmkJEy