Fri, 5:56: One way to help get over body image issues is to look around and say to yourself, “That guy’s fatter than I am and I’d fuck him. So what the hell’s my problem?”
(Read this advice and more in my self-help book, coming soon!)
Fri, 7:21: I just tripped and fell over in the aisle of the bus. Shout out to the one guy nearby who saw that and just looked at me like I was an alien!
Fri, 11:41: You guys I have decided the Game of Thrones finale I would have the most respect for is if they actually had the balls to kill off *everyone* and in the end the winners were the White Walkers. #gowhitewalkers
