Tue, 9:53: Shobhit doesn’t usually get me an actual birthday card but he did this year because he rightly found one he thought was perfect for me. It made me laugh pretty hard. https://t.co/LEH4ye9nG4
Tue, 10:45: Just got my Happy Birthday call from my mom and she says I'm supposed to tell everyone "I'm awesome and you have to give me presents!"
Tue, 10:53: Is 43 too old to twerk?
Tue, 14:13: The Retail Apocalypse continues, this time at the Northgate JCPenney. https://t.co/2Y3FvSHGtT
Wed, 01:36: #BirthWeek Boat #7! Greenlake Pedal Boat, ~10’ (?), $24 for 1 hour. And a recreation of our third date, in 2004! https://t.co/wF5USBTTPs
Tue, 21:39: Getting older really only ever makes sense when it's happening to someone else.