Wed, 5:23: RT @LauraJaneGrace: Has there ever been an Australian Black Sabbath cover band called Aussie Aus Borne? If not someone please remedy immediately
Wed, 13:54: Customer in Twitter DMs is trying to convince us a store has REFUSED to sell a particular sandwich for months, even though we have daily sales figures proving otherwise. "Whenever they were in stock (months ago) multiple people fight over them at the counter" - hahaha DELI SANDWICH DEATH MATCH
Wed, 23:08: Of all the gay icons in history, Liza Minnelli is the one I understand the least.