Fri, 5:27: I'm going to enter my cats into the Summer Olympics. I really think they have what it takes to medal in synchronized barfing.
Fri, 19:39: This morning right before I woke up I dreamt I was living inside the Big Little Lies universe, and I walked up to all those women and just said, "Hey guys! Does Renata still suck?"
Fri, 11:37: People have all these hills they're dying on, it's becoming way too popular. I hope I die in a valley.
Fri, 13:53: It never occurred to me that I’d ever have a favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit photo but I have one now. And it’s of a woman! With boobs!
