My tweets

  • Thu, 7:52: Has anyone thought to host a tiny regional soup conference in a tiny town and call it SoupÇon?
  • Thu, 9:03: Among new items to enter into the system today, I've been asked to "build a 1lb chub," and I really can't decided if that's work appropriate.
  • Thu, 15:25: I could say it's just luck that so many people treat me right but upon further reflection I think it's because I work hard for the money.
  • Thu, 19:53: RT @thauserkstp: Congresswoman Omar just arrived back in the Twin Cities. https://t.co/ZiFqWnDJgQ
  • Thu, 20:06: I know you were all waiting for my hot take so this is literally me watching the CATS trailer. #wtfhttps://t.co/TLhOEHtvZE
  • Thu, 22:45: RT @BAKKOOONN: judi dench shitting in a box
  • Thu, 23:21: I’m still awake thinking about how all the cats have no genitals but instead they have furry Ken Doll crotches.