Mon, 5:43: RT @nickvatterott: I wrote a joke about En Vogue but I'm not sure I should tell it. I'm afraid the audience is never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never get it.
Mon, 12:07: An office employee just walked past me wearing astonishingly short shorts and I made a choice not to yell YOUUUU SLUT!! #feminist #hero
Mon, 12:48: Happy birthday to my niece, who did her due diligence and grew up to pass on the cuteness! https://t.co/v69sqys4HX
Mon, 12:52: RT @julezmac: The movie title GOOD BOYS was very misleading to some https://t.co/MJgdWn74jG
Mon, 21:31: I actually love pumpkin spice but ... wait WHAA🤮 https://t.co/5SRkVQZ327
Mon, 23:01: Tonight my final thought as I drift off to sleep flanked by both my cats on my bed is, “My kitties love me.”