Fri, 5:49: If you really wanted to make paper towels absorbent you would make them out of corn flakes.
Fri, 8:32: What a difference six months make. #flashbackfriday https://t.co/k08XKG45ip
Fri, 11:10: RT @amymiller: Scar is a very bad cat. I would never let him sleep on my fresh laundry.
Fri, 13:59: RT @ComedyCentral: Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president. RT @DonaldJTrumpJr Comedy Central should really be the host of the next round of these debates. #DemDebate
Fri, 20:02: Found a super fun new #HappyHour place! 🏓🏓 https://t.co/6dlQXO5iDZ