Mon, 8:24: 🎶 I just took a DNA test
Turns out I’m 1% Swedish 1% French 1.5% Eastern European
5.5% German 7.5% Norwegian 18.5% Scotch-Irish
And 65% that English/Welsh/Northwestern European bitch 🎶
Mon, 18:41: Second time up the Smith Tower this year, this time for a free Seattle Public Library event! “Booktoberfest Banned Books Speakeasy” https://t.co/ZN7UJL65yk
Mon, 19:17: The Smith Tower’s “Wishing Chair” legend states that if you are single and sit in it, you will be married within the year. https://t.co/8QiQ9FLlgm