My tweets

  • Thu, 11:39: LOL, I was just told "I appreciate your can-do attitude." Even though my attitude is much more accurately "I can do it, but it's dumb!"
  • Thu, 12:06: RT @ZackBornstein: https://t.co/pct4EcJx7O
  • Thu, 12:19: And in the 4-hour cut of the year’s second-most wildly overrated film, Margot Robbie will have even fewer lines! https://t.co/vYqdmLt5bi
  • Thu, 16:44: Every once in a while someone inexplicably asks what I use for my skin regimen and I keep forgetting to say “The tears of my enemies.”
  • Thu, 21:26: I just saw “1917” and I haven’t been this impressed with production design and cinematography since Children of Men.