Sun, 16:12: My cat just tried to jump into my lap, made it only halfway and fumbled back to the floor, then quickly walked away as though she were mortified.
Sun, 16:30: Rusty has chlamydia now. https://t.co/RlM6bE05fQ
Sun, 17:33: Also I don’t understand why they don’t rename the strain of chlamydia carried by all those koalas “koalamydia.”
Sun, 23:31: At the mostly-annual birthday party for my second-oldest friend! And getting older every year, even though clearly neither of us look it! https://t.co/001uND7a67
Sun, 23:34: P.S. Gotta love the decor at AFK Tavern! https://t.co/001uND7a67