Thu, 5:41: That bitch stole my dream of getting slapped by the Pope.
Thu, 12:52: It was a full hour before I finally got this. (Probably because I now have a mental block when it comes to the most overrated Christmas movie ever made.) https://t.co/t4h34nMfX3
Thu, 17:05: #irony https://t.co/tC3URI6Fwz
Thu, 22:21: 🤯 🔫 https://t.co/m4FhGdDgMr