My tweets

  • Fri, 8:34: So I'm sitting at my work-from-home desk, glance up at the building across the street and standing in a fifth-floor window is a buck naked woman playing with her cat perched on a scratching post. Can you guess which pussy I found most compelling?
  • Fri, 9:53: Seriously take some time in these replies: it is so rarely the case but the Internet has been great this week. RT @ashleyn1cole Someone please draw me a little tiny fish happily drinking a giant glass of water. I need it. https://t.co/GCqGR2jXY8
  • Fri, 13:30: As of October 7, King County accounts for 19% of our state's new infections, which sounds high but bear in mind we also account for nearly a third (29.5%) of the entire state's population.

    We sit smack in the middle when ranked by rate of infection; we could be doing better but could also be doing way worse. Honestly the biggest surprise to me when ranking the data this way is Spokane County, location of the state's second-largest city, having the fifth-worst infection rate out of all 39 counties.

    That said, Whitman (where WSU is located) and Adams (directly to the west of Whitman) Counties, damn do they need to get their shit together. https://t.co/WB4yLE0Ffz
  • Fri, 19:09: Wait so he’s Manager, Director, Owner, and VP ... OF EGYPT?? https://t.co/I7UpUEzVOF