My tweets
- Fri, 8:34: So I'm sitting at my work-from-home desk, glance up at the building across the street and standing in a fifth-floor window is a buck naked woman playing with her cat perched on a scratching post. Can you guess which pussy I found most compelling?
- Fri, 9:53: Seriously take some time in these replies: it is so rarely the case but the Internet has been great this week. RT @ashleyn1cole Someone please draw me a little tiny fish happily drinking a giant glass of water. I need it. https://t.co/GCqGR2jXY8
- Fri, 13:30: As of October 7, King County accounts for 19% of our state's new infections, which sounds high but bear in mind we also account for nearly a third (29.5%) of the entire state's population.
- Fri, 19:09: Wait so he’s Manager, Director, Owner, and VP ... OF EGYPT?? https://t.co/I7UpUEzVOF