Fri, 6:25: Shobhit suggests the president simply inject some disinfectant.
Fri, 8:00: 😆 RT MerriamWebster 📈 Lookups for 'schadenfreude' have spiked 30,500%
Fri, 8:07: Five years on and still my favorite song! RT @fcakenterprises ♫ "Matthew McQuilkin is so fantastic / He'll never need surgery made from plastic" -- Claudia, singing my new favorite song
Fri, 9:33: RT @louisvirtel: My friends and I in prayer https://t.co/D4mBU8J0jW
Fri, 21:02: If you oppose capital punishment—as I do, regardless of the crime—then hoping the president dies is outrageously hypocritical. That said, it’s still relevant to note that expecting compassion is to expect people to be better than this president has ever been or ever will be. Luckily that’s a pretty fucking low bar to clear.