Wed, 5:53: It's slowly dawning on me that the real "snowflakes" are people in cat themed Facebook groups.
Wed, 8:54: I do love that at least I still have these memories of her. ❤️ RT RT @fcakenterprises Auntie Rose sent me an adorable Halloween card. pic.twitter.com…
Wed, 10:07: Keep an eye out for *my* upcoming book, Zen and the Art of Self-Indulgence.
Wed, 18:14: Oh my god, Kamala’s facial expressions. She doesn’t even need to talk! Her nonverbal reactions are enough. #VPDebate
Wed, 18:28: Mike Pence is either jaw droppingly deluded, or straight up psychopathic. Maybe both? #VPDebate
Wed, 19:08: RT @danielsogay: my uncle said he wouldn’t discuss trump with me unless I said one good thing he’s done so I said he’s normalizing makeup for men and it didn’t go as I planned
Wed, 19:18: RT @ZachNoeTowers: Did a fly just land on that piece of shit?!?
Wed, 19:37: RT @BillKristol:

My debate ranking:
1. Senator Harris.
2. The fly.
3. Vice President Pence.