Mon, 16:30: Dr. Seuss should have named his last book OH, THE JOINTS YOU'LL BLOW!
Tue, 00:25: My cat keeps sharpening his claws on the carpet RIGHT NEXT to the scratching post and he doesn’t even have the decency to act ashamed of himself when I call him a dumb ass. 😠
Tue, 03:04: #letitsnow https://t.co/xoPzOSnI1O
Tue, 04:48: From Gabriel and Lea, officially the oddest Christmas gift I have ever received ... Mandy Earrings. https://t.co/Na0Ce9aebx
Tue, 06:28: RT @NickTerrysTho: A fart can save lives. @KarenKilgariff and @GHardstark explain how in a stinky new @MyFavMurder animation! @StevenRayMorris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNlM-U_Jwnw