Tue, 8:36: Dr. Fauci confirms Santa has COVID immunity but doesn't bother to mention his herpes infection
Tue, 15:02: This lazy idiot thinks the keyboard is a pillow. https://t.co/gVlmOmh5jM
Tue, 19:44: Is it just me, or are Zoom parties a good idea even when there isn’t a pandemic? Once the party’s over, you’re already home! ❤️ 🎈 🎄 #workholidayparty https://t.co/VvjBK7sPGJ