Mon, 16:41: RT @pussyguru: I’m hungry. I’m so hungry! I’m hungry ... I’M DESPERATE I’m so hungry!

Hello. HELLO?? Are you deaf? I said I’m hungry! I’m hungry. I’m hungry! OH GOD I’M SO HUNGRY!!

I’m hungry. Why won’t anyone listen to me?? Who do I need to call—oh. Okay it’s about fucking time.

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...Chicken?? I’D RATHER DIE