My tweets

  • Wed, 7:27: I learned recently that Melbourne is the “street art capital of Australia.” https://t.co/fMOo2O2APd
  • Wed, 12:10: What the fuck are you talking about? They are clearing dancing the Tango. https://t.co/zGT0LHwkQ2
  • Wed, 14:37: Our condo HOA message board is afire with drama today over whether or not to repair a pointlessly redundant second garage gate and I am just waiting for this bitch to give herself a coronary and put herself out of her misery.