My tweets
- Fri, 6:51:
- Fri, 11:16: Still more Valentine roses upc bullshit today. I replied “Jesus Christ on a cracker!” and the POS person responded in email with this. It kind of made my morning. It’s the little things! https://t.co/YtucfVcNpm
- Fri, 12:13: RT @blainecapatch:
roses are red
violets are red
everything's red
i've been shot - Fri, 17:37: Valentine’s Day #HappyHour, because we ❤️ cocktails! https://t.co/btG8rJWYHg