My tweets

  • Wed, 12:29: Getting multiple lunch or dinner plan cancellations from friends who fit into "high-risk categories" and therefore doctors advise them not to go out. I guess this is what I get for being friends with so many old people! (This concludes today's edition of Matthew Making it All About Himself. Tune in tomorrow!)
  • Wed, 16:55: I keep thinking about how much less often we’d all be getting sick if all these amped up cleaning and hygiene measures were already standard procedure instead of just during a global pandemic.
  • Wed, 20:14: I still can't get over how many of you knowingly voted for a man this colossally stupid. https://t.co/sE5IMEDoaN