My tweets

  • Tue, 9:37: I hope you’re all enjoying the least-pinchable St. Patrick’s Day in history! #sixfeetofseparation☘️
  • Tue, 9:58: RT @LizHackett: Quarantine sucks in a house that's haunted because a message suddenly appears in blood saying "YOU USUALLY LEAVE AT 7:45."
  • Tue, 11:36: "Pending City Council approval this week, the funding will come from Seattle’s sugary beverage tax revenues, the Mayor’s Office said." Oh all right, fine I GUESS that tax being a huge pain in the ass on the system end for my job has actually come to some good! https://t.co/phhlssnAxq
  • Tue, 14:41: If anyone needs their day brightened, here’s how the character Rosalind Shays was written off “L.A. Law” in 1991. https://t.co/O5YMOf7NdD
  • Tue, 17:07: It’s only Tuesday and already it’s a thrill just to go out and check the mail. There wasn’t any fucking mail!