My tweets

  • Wed, 8:27: CoronaQuaratine, Day 6. Doing laundry. Found thumbtack in washing machine. WTF? Glad I found it now rather than later in, say, my underwear.
  • Wed, 9:32: So at work there was a members-only digital coupon for a free salami product scheduled to go out today; the very sensible decision was made to donate that stock to our local food bank partners instead.

    Bearing in mind this does NOT represent the majority of our customers, a slew of member complaints have rolled in, ranging from vegans complaining about us giving meat products to *anyone* (and if you can count on anything from vegans under any and all circumstances, even a global pandemic, it's self-righteousness), to others insisting that "we're struggling too" and are thus put out by being denied their free product.

    If you can afford to shop at our stores at all, you don't need a fucking free salami. I'd tell you where you can shove the salami but somebody else needs it more!
  • Wed, 22:39: Twice now I’ve heard the passing barks of multiple dogs in the night. Are packs of wild dogs overrunning the streets already?