Tue, 8:18: https://t.co/gyF4aFIegX
Tue, 9:48: CoronaQuarantine, Day 12: World Health Organization issues mandate declaring any and all isolated online attention-whore narcissistic behaviors forgivable, permissible, and commendable for a minimum of two weeks. Now fire up those Instagram stories and be an inspiration to all!
Tue, 12:43: RT @joshuaray: Behind every successful woman is an unsuccessful man not wearing any pants: https://t.co/GZsKPsXhub
Tue, 19:24: PROTIP: While you're counting up to 20 scrubbing every centimeter of your hands and fingers with soap, turn the water off. A global pandemic is not an excuse to be wasteful! (You'll also save on your water bill.)
Tue, 22:43:

So @IMPaulWilliams just posted this on his IG and it’s one of the more beautiful things that’s come out of this nightmare. Thank you, Mr. Williams. pic.twitter.com/CR18TD7NgH
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 25, 2020