My tweets

  • Mon, 12:23: Mount Spokane State Park. I grew up in Spokane, lived there for nine years, and somehow never made it out here. I was too busy listening to Madonna in my bedroom.

    Now we’re stuck here waiting for a tow truck to come in 45 minutes because we ran out of coolant. Fun! This was a spectacular place to visit aside from that though. https://t.co/mo6wGjYXeT
  • Mon, 14:47: The only thing I really miss in Spokane. https://t.co/qsH5PzCb8N
  • Mon, 19:19: Pretty sure I just saw a beer bellied Bill Gates shopping in a mask at the Issaquah Costco. I swear it was him! He wouldn’t give me any money.