Tue, 12:46: This is so stupid. SeattleTimes.com: After family members contracted COVID-19, Ozzy Osbourne says worshiping Satan protected him from virus

*If the Seattle Times is reprinting this journalistic dipshittery from the New York Daily News, we must be finally having a slow pandemic news day.

*This headline is clickbait idiocy, as Ozzy was clearly just being facetious. Do they really think he honestly believes SATAN protected him from the virus?

*This is even edited shorter from the Daily News's original article, which only ascribes any Ozzy quotes to a Metal Hammer Magazine interview . . . in April. NYDailyNews.com: After family members contracted COVID-19, Ozzy Osbourne says worshiping Satan protected him from virus

Sometimes it's stunning to me what "journalists" take to be sincere.