My tweets

  • Mon, 7:04: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Ignorance
  • Mon, 12:23: My favorite plant from the “Spooky Specimens Tour” at the Volunteer Park Conservatory on Saturday: “Dumb Cane.” Apparently a popular house plant, if you eat it, it can cause swelling of the throat to the point of an inability to speak for up to two days (hence the name). So I’m thinking about slipping it into the lunches of a couple people at work. https://t.co/p7E2Z2Hm5q
  • Mon, 15:32: Just a quick note for the dipshits! https://t.co/bCLAOuXqwl