My tweets

  • Fri, 5:30: RT @fcakenterprises: If you're uncomfortable accepting compliments just pass them to me.
  • Fri, 14:57: Okay guys your trial period of quality Matthew content is about to expire but now for only $23/month you can subscribe to Matthew+
  • Fri, 16:06: RT @AbeGoldfarb: It pains me to say this, but I can no longer in good conscience support fictional supernatural serial killer Michael Myers…
  • Fri, 16:10: Whoa! Many brokers in the past have sent me product samples, but today’s *really* upped the game by bringing me a KIT for her HOMEMADE “spicy enchiladas”! Other brokers are really going to have to step it up to keep up. https://t.co/nH2ehvNZxP
  • Fri, 23:32: Virtual Pumpkin Carving Party 2021!

    1. Lea’s “Bones Day”
    2. Mandy’s “Chloe”
    3. My “Love Skull”
    4. Gabriel’s “Morris the Hundun”
    5. Two of Tess’s six “Infinity Stone” pumpkins
    6. Tess has her eye on Mandy
    7. Surprise!! It’s Mandy’s mom https://t.co/ECmIHPPEer