My tweets

  • Mon, 7:59: Oh, my god. It’s “shot,” Matthew, SHOT. Pay attention to where you’re putting your fingers! In my defense, I and O *are* right next to each other. Still … I need to get my shot together. https://t.co/TA02JEE7HH
  • Mon, 12:03: It’s a beautiful day! https://t.co/Kn04f65Zxi
  • Mon, 12:19: There really are many things to love about TikTok but one of the exceptions is how many of its videos *constantly* contextualize MILLENNIALS as "the older generation" and I'm just like 🤢🤢🤮