My tweets

  • Mon, 11:00: Shobhit: I like to crib [complain], that is my happy pastime. And as long as you can ignore it, you’re happy. Me, distracted: Huh?
  • Mon, 13:11: Favorite part of the trip so far? Relaxing by the pool. Except the pool closed at 4:50! #bastards https://t.co/JVtAIUyJ6B
  • Mon, 13:42: I’d like you all to know I have remained vigilant about wearing a mask in any and all indoor public spaces even when I’m drynk
  • Mon, 17:47: A is for Alcohol https://t.co/MLj5WWaRkw
  • Mon, 17:58: Somehow Shobhit keeps winning more often when I hang out with him at card tables he plays at. Two different card dealers this trip have called me his “lucky lady.” #stillgotit