My tweets

  • Sat, 6:15: Dreamt I was visiting Shannon who was living in a very nice house that had a bathroom with three toilets in it and while I was using one she and I just had a casual conversation about how I had been unable to shit for two days. (I’m sure she’ll be delighted to know someone was thinking about her.)
  • Sat, 10:24: Greater Los Angeles is so geographically vast it’s nuts. I just looked up how far east you have to drive from downtown before you’re out of continuous urban or suburban development. It’s about ninety miles.
  • Sat, 14:19: Whoever came up with literally any part of this is a straight up psychopath. https://t.co/mTPxgYgg2d
  • Sat, 15:07: Headed home from the Arid Land of Crusty Boogers! https://t.co/A8fLbznBcf
  • Sat, 17:44: In order for the Matthew species to thrive, it has to be dark and damp. https://t.co/jpTAZRxrLw