Sun, 12:18: It’s the tenth anniversary of this pivotal moment in my life! RT @fcakenterprises Well, I guess that's what I get for reading Twitter while walking in the dark. Face-planted on pavement. Fucking hurt. pic.twitter.com…
Side note: I would have shared this from my "Memories" feed, except for some reason that feed never shows posts from 2010, 2011 or 2012. I actually did find a link to it in my old LiveJournal post about it, noting that the post garnered 21 comments, but even clicking through from that just results in a broken link (https://www.facebook.com/itsmachupicchu/posts/10150456589879573?notif_t=feed_comment). What the hell, Facebook? I want to relive everyone's delight in my boneheaded misfortune that day!
Well, whatever. If you really want you can get the detailed account from the old LiveJournal post itself: https://machupicchu.livejournal.com/1686344.html. The thing I remember most now was how hilarious Gabriel thought it was.
P.S. Note to Gen Z! I was parting my hair in the middle before you little shits had hit puberty! And then I soon changed it back to the side part because this just did not look as good on me. Granted, bashing my own face into a sidewalk didn't really do it any favors either.
