Wed, 9:08: I just found a big-ass hole* in the side of this jacket. 😭 Oh well I guess I’ll just have to buy yet another one. Why couldn’t I have discovered this on Black Friday, goddammit? (That was when I bought this one, half off!.) [*not to be confused with a big asshole] RT @fcakenterprises I'm so in love with my new jacket I can't even stand it. pic.twitter.com…
Wed, 10:56: I can go weeks without getting actual phone calls at my job. So far this morning I've gotten THREE. What the hell is wrong with you people, I'm trying to work here, leave me alone!
Wed, 14:22: So I added a bunch of new holiday dish towel skus to our system today, looked up the one with the description “Santa Claws” completely assuming it would be something like a cat, and it was … not what I expected. https://t.co/lmebWyXU35
