Tue, 14:00: Cut to: nearly nine years later, Christmas 2017, and not only had I been high (a few times) before, but my stepmother got me so baked I had to lay down for two hours. RT @fcakenterprises It's 4:20. And not only am I not currently high, I have never been. I just thought you should know.
Tue, 9:07: I keep thinking about how my Mythology class in college in the late nineties began with the likes of Greek and Roman myths and ended with American Westerns and Star Wars. Surely that class today would end with Westerns, Star Wars ... and finally the MCU.
Tue, 17:30: Seattle to Gulf Coast phone-only February #HappyHour with Laney, because she has no wifi on the beach, but we’re making it work! It was about 5pm Pacific in my photo but at roughly the same time, roughly 7pm Central. https://t.co/GMltjwZF12
Tue, 22:27: I don’t know who needs to hear this but I know I’m late to this party
