My tweets

  • Mon, 6:03: I know language evolves and all but MUST we use nouns as verbs and verbs as adjectives? This is linguistic anarchy! (Yeah yeah I know this tweet is cringe because it wants you to adult)
  • Mon, 8:45: Wait does this mean people actually google “cdc zombie” more than they google “cdc covid”?? Jesus Christ humans are embarrassing. (And yes, I know there’s an actual “zombie preparedness” page on the CDC website, which has actually been a very effective educational tool for disaster preparedness, and considering that’s what it takes to get people to pay attention, it just means humans are also pathetic.) https://t.co/b3vHUqemJv
  • Mon, 9:48: Bearing in mind that it is EXTREMELY important still to be vigilant and careful in ways still specified for the time being (as in, a fully vaccinated person is okay to have in-home visits, but should not with others from multiple households), this news will no doubt be a huge relief to many. Fully vaccinated people can visit with nearby grandchildren, dine indoors with one another, CDC says
  • Mon, 20:14: Love that even though we live in a condo complex, we still have a neighbor who is old-school neighborly. ❤️ (Note: that is not pet food!) https://t.co/zfGzX46LcJ