My tweets

  • Fri, 10:02: Shobhit rented a plot in our condo complex’s p-patch for the very first time, and as a truly amateur gardener, he’ll happily take any general tips—he plans to grow chili peppers, tomatoes, fingerling potatoes, maybe ginger, maybe some greens like basil. He got a bunch of starts up in Mount Vernon when we were there for the Tulip Festival.

    Shobhit already pulled what appeared to be thick weeds already there—I meant to get a “before” picture but didn’t get the chance—although he left that large plant at the far right corner right by him in this photo, which was also already there (is that kale?). https://t.co/R6g4zqaViw
  • Fri, 12:11: RT @rohitak: Are we also bringing back the hanky code? RT @thepointsguy Breaking: Transportation Secretary Buttigieg wants cruising to resume by mid-summer
  • Fri, 12:52: Okay you guys I'm listening to a podcast interview with a film director who was 15 years old in 2012 so I am also in the middle of a nervous breakdown please keep me in your thoughts
  • Fri, 15:15: New pair of earrings for April: themed for the Tulip Festival. https://t.co/d7KDkpZ9TZ
  • Fri, 17:39: People are talking about how Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were third cousins as if that were somehow disgusting and I’m like: who gives a shit? If you really want to talk disgusting, discuss how they were basically matched when he was 18 and she was 13.
  • Fri, 20:01: For the slam poetry lovers. https://t.co/KbeTnrk7UG
  • Fri, 21:07: RT @ZackBornstein: wtf just matched with the Queen of England on bumble